Ashley Jordan

Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive. I had her sent over to size her up for any future porn work. However, I knew that she wouldn't be a successful cock-milking machine by the way her attitude was less than stellar. Teaching these fuck toys some manners and humility is always a priorioty fr me much like making it to the daily buffet when prices are at their lowest. Ashley couldn't suck a dick if her redneck life depended on it and her pussy was drier than the prunes I eat because I've lately become irregular. I dropped my goo on those things she calls tits and was glad I didn't pass out from the stench coming from her pussy. I gave her the check with a bit of parting advice," Ashley, it's not a good idea to pick up guys at family reunions."